Summer...

The birds are singing, the sun is out and so is the beautiful wildlife, ahh.. don't you just love summer?..

AHAHA lets get real here, i do not always look forward to summer. And before everyone starts yelling at me let me explain myself.

Summer in the UK is basically 2-4 days of the sun being out which decides after 361 of pure coldness and wet to scorch every single bit of land there is with intense heat - i can't handle it! I'm one of those people who are always cold so its not usual for me to be sweating/melting more than Olaf in front of the fireplace.

I also very much do not care for having to race home in astounding heat which the earth managed to cook up in all those days of winter (basically the rest of the year) and pushed onto the UK, getting in and running up the stairs like a madman to put on shorts and a t-shirt just to be able to get some air! Not to mention my slightly-bigger-than-Texas thighs being stuck to every surface i sit on! Not cool man, not cool. 

Lets not just brush over the fact that i was never graced with the ability to tan, i was graced with the ability to sprout freckles on my nose and BURN as if Satan had just breathed on me. *sigh* why does summer hate me?! The fact that the 2-4 days had to be placed in the middle of my exam period makes me want to spontaneously combust! 

I know I know, i keep complaining but i do see that there is some good points to summer such as the days being brighter for longer, getting to go out more and although i complained about it, i don't mind a little more heat than usual. Summer is lovely and i understand that because i feel it to but CALLING ALL BEES AND WASPS PLEASE STAY 1000 MILES AWAY FROM ME PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH SUCH APPRECIATED. 

I hope everyone enjoys their summer, get tans (or burn like me - ouch!) and go out to some amazing places in the sun. To everyone who is taking exams right now in this heat, i wish you all good luck :)

HELLO EVERYONE, I AM BACK. As I said above i am currently taking my exams which means my life is stoked up with revision which means i am very limited with when i can write but i shall try to write some more in future. See you soon :)

To you all, I'm just a Hidden Identity...